Monday, August 29, 2005

best commercial on tv, vol. 1

hopefully this will be a re-occuring post. sorry that i can't link directly to this commercial, but follow these steps to view.

1. go here:
2. click "Enter"
3. click "See the new TV spot and exclusive H3 test footage" near the bottom
4. click on "Three Bears" near the bottom
5. click on "View commercial" on the right
5. enjoy

Thursday, August 18, 2005

a sentence

the show: so you think you can dance
the situation: 2 strangers (blake and alan) bunking up in the same hotel room for 5 days, blake decides to bring his little dog to stay with them
the scene: alan tells blake that he's upset cuz blake's dog is crapping all over the place
blake's response ... direct quote ... verbatim:

"and like i wasn't even aware of the fact i just thought he could've like i didn't even know and again it wasn't if i hadn't have been so i probably would've been up and in better control of things and that wasn't my you know it's not like i wanted you to i mean of course you know?"

not a word out of place ... verbatim.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005


you know, when i'm sitting alone in an empty room and consuming an entire oversized box of gobstoppers, i just ... i ... i mean i wish i had something to DO! if only -- wait ... wait a minute ... JACKPOT!

Monday, August 15, 2005

fun with road-side equipment

after a month-long absence, i have returned with a pictorial featuring my sister and i.

how fast can we run?

attempt 1: not so fast

attempt 2: faster

attempt 3: even faster

attempt 4: slow down (chicken dance!)

attempt 5: FASTEST!

we'll see you at the olympics!